He tells himself that Bob is the only one he can say this to, but he knows he’s lying to himself.

Bil has no idea what’s going on

He’s chained to the boiler on his birthday. Usually he’s thrown in a well and fed rats once a day. You are laughing at child abuse.

You are a Keene. Your destiny is to be shaped like two potatoes on top of a pile of cottage cheese. Accept it.

The look on Jeffy’s face creeped me out too much to complete a real caption. This looks like a snapshot of the second before something unspeakable happened.

The wisdom of the elderly